girl-in-the-hitops:

striders:

Hey is the build a bear employee supposed to force us to jump up and down or are we getting hazed

as a build-a-bear employee it is my honor to happily inform you that we get to make everyone do whatever the fuck we want during a heart ceremony. jump to get that heart beating. rub that heart to your knees so your furry friend always needs you. rub it to your toes so it’s totally awesome! shake it up so it’s got enough energy to hang out with you all day! close your eyes, make a wish, and give it a kiss you helpless motherfucker

magical-leak:

carga-de-agua:

John Buckland Wright (1897 – 1954) - Ilus. for Le Sphinx by Iwan Gilkin, 1919. Illustrator and engraver from New Zealand.   

starswaterairdirt:

Mondaufgang, 1896.

Arthur Illies.

john-lancer-official:

all prog rock sounds like this gif

gnclesbian:

women calling me bitch in a loving/joking way: ❤️❤️❤️❤️

men calling me bitch in any capacity: 🔪🔪🔪🔪

lumnch:

My nips: *get really pokey out of nowhere*

Me: what is it girls? what do you see?

birdship:

our villagers won’t stop fucking and they do it almost exclusively in church.

phillip-bankss:

crash bandicoot and his Dad

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

famicomdemon:

okboy:

sorry i cant come to work today im in heat

how do I delete this post

olivemeister:

literally the pornbots got worse, at this point i’m getting very close to “i’ve gotten more pornbot followers in the weeks since december 17th than my entire tumblr experience before that” being a true statement

i’ve been on tumblr for like 9 years and this is the biggest influx of pornbots i’ve had in such a fucking long time, but, you know, the adult content ban totally worked you guys like absolutely worked tumblr is Saved from the scourge

mapsontheweb:

If all the Taco Bell’s in the Oklahoma City area were connected like a subway system.

mintsyrup:

ok why does this look better than marvel movies with $100m budgets